Too Black for Paris...

Having figured out the meaning of Hidden after the 4th or 5th viewing, the Republic's Bourbon-esque bourgeois have acted to resolve unseemly tensions that threaten to distract them from lecturing the American imperialists:

Mr Sarkozy has argued that riots by youths in immigrant suburbs across France last November showed the system of immigration and integration was failing. He says France, like a number of other Western countries, needs to choose the immigrants it needs.

What could he be referring to, a willingness to wear striped tops, grow a moustache and hurl faeces at McDonalds? Or to adopt a nice Gallic name like Sarkozy?

Most immigrants living in France come from its former African colonies.

Ah, as Ali G would say, it's a black thing.

Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, who drafted the bill, says it will bring France into line with other countries.

Since when have the French given a toss about 'falling into line with other countries'?

The unseen orphans of France's brutal and useless colonial ventures are starting to make themselves noticed, and it's clearly spoiling a few dinner parties. Imagine how those blacks rattling fences must distract from one's discourse on the follies of fast food and liberal interventionism.