The camp commander said the two Saudis and a Yemeni were "committed" and had killed themselves in "an act of asymmetric warfare waged against us".I know these people aren't reknown for their combination of literacy and veracity but this is surreal.
Headlines we'll soon be seeing:
* Fanatical toddler cops bullet in head for Allah *
* Naked extremist provocatively thrusts genitals at alsatian *
* Villagers slaughter selves to embarrass Jarheads *
Forget it Osama, the war on Western Civilisation is succeeding without your help.