Naked extremist provocatively thrusts genitals at alsatian

Forget 11/9, the war is on in earnest. Vicious islamoterrofascists are attacking our values and way of life by hanging themselves:

The camp commander said the two Saudis and a Yemeni were "committed" and had killed themselves in "an act of asymmetric warfare waged against us".

I know these people aren't reknown for their combination of literacy and veracity but this is surreal.

Headlines we'll soon be seeing:

* Fanatical toddler cops bullet in head for Allah *

* Naked extremist provocatively thrusts genitals at alsatian *

* Villagers slaughter selves to embarrass Jarheads *

Forget it Osama, the war on Western Civilisation is succeeding without your help.