When trying to sell your house, one tactic is to provide colourful photographs of amenities such as the kitchen...
$400,000 plus townhouse*. Not kidding. Not in Toorak or Rose Bay either.
(*Rats NOT included)
A pub poem - My chip has fallen to the floor. The bar is crowded. I look down. *Sehnsucht*. A lawless longing for The unattainable. I frown.
19 hours ago