Asian jokes are funny.
Penny's Wong. Get it? No, it's a pun, see, Wong sounds like Wrong? Bah, lefties, no sense of humour and PC to the nth. They don't make Labor types like they used to.
To ride the cushioned waves - Going to bed. This, I think it is safe to say, is something of which I am a fan. I have signed up to its newsletter, I have clicked 'like' on its facebook ...
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