Masterchef-uffle

The ultimate conflagration of the cliched structure of Idol and Dance, coupled with the abject crass rudeness of that English thug, fizzled in the middle, nicely articulated by the G-G:

I lasted 20 minutes before I switched off and went to the kitchen to microwave a cup of Continental Chicken Noodle Soup and a couple of yesterday's Krispy Kreme Donuts for supper.

Who cannot but be tempted by yesterday's Krispy Kremes?