Put on about a kilo and a half- 50 % of my promise to Bear. Upped my benching by 10 kilos. Commenced growth of a manly mo. Consumed protein en masse. Worked hard for weeks on end. Walked around house with handgrips. Push ups on my knuckles up from 2 or 3 to over 10. Almost ready to cultivate super mullet and fake tan.
Spewed for an hour, shat for a day.
Lost a kilo. 2 steps forward 1 back, to be mathematically precise.
So if you've come here because you googled the heading on this piece my advice is don't waste money, just hang out with a baby with gastro.
This is a true story dude it happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of mine in a 7/11 far far away - I was Jason on a city corner one morning - at least, people assumed I was, and who am I to deny them? "You Jason?" they asked. "You Jason? You Jason? You J...
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