Put on about a kilo and a half- 50 % of my promise to Bear. Upped my benching by 10 kilos. Commenced growth of a manly mo. Consumed protein en masse. Worked hard for weeks on end. Walked around house with handgrips. Push ups on my knuckles up from 2 or 3 to over 10. Almost ready to cultivate super mullet and fake tan.
Spewed for an hour, shat for a day.
Lost a kilo. 2 steps forward 1 back, to be mathematically precise.
So if you've come here because you googled the heading on this piece my advice is don't waste money, just hang out with a baby with gastro.
Coffee with Nanna take two
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This one’s going to be hard to beat. Quite apart from the chocolate rush, I
nearly tripped over a koala just outside.
2 hours ago
1 comment:
gastro=dehydration which is no joke for infants; so I do sincerely hope all is well and tout damn de suite about it.
peace and love,
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